What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 01:19

The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Do older women know what they want?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?